"A strong woman is a woman determined to do something others
are determined not be done."
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
When my parents aren’t home I like to wrap myself in a garbage bag full of Vaseline and pretend to be a fetus
i see a lot of replies to this post every day but i’d like to acknowledge this one
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
how u log out of a party i think im too old for this post
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
-Wow, Dean. You’re really gonna jump off the roof?!
-No, stupid. I’m gonna fly off the roof. I’m Superman.
IF ONLY IT WASNT AFTER I FUCKING GRADUATED
IF ONLY IT WASNT AFTER I TOOK THE SATS 8000 FUCKIGN TIMES
DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKING PISSED OFF I AM WHY DID I HAVE TO SUFFER THIS IF THEY WERE JUST GOING TO FUCKING CHANGE IT GOD FUCKING DAMN I AM P I S S E D